W h e r e D i d W e G o W r o n g ?
The children are our future, right? Well it seems nowadays they lack guidance, motivation and overall Drive to anything larger then the very next Trend to follow. Where did this start? What Happened to imagination? What happened in Society where Parents gave up on their Own Children?
Did you think I would sit around and wait for someone to answer? Not Johnny I WANT ANSWERS!!! So instead of asking question, I took it upon myself to locate this problem of when society began declining so that when Bill & Teds excellent adventure come true or the Michael J. Fox DeLorean was available with 20inch chrome rims I could nip this problem in the bud and save humanity and EUREKA... I have decided to travel back to 1963…
The importance of 1963 you ask?
The Treaty Making it acceptable to Test Nuclear Weapons?
Supreme Court ruling against Prayer taught in Public School?
The JFK Assassination?
No, it was something far more Heinous.... I of course am speaking of...
*cue dramatic music*
FROOT LOOPS
Who in the world gave Toucan Sam the right to make spelling wrong cool?
I mean think about it, an Island Bird entering the Land of the Free to achieve the American Dream of Riches, Popularity and Religious Freedom; What child wouldn't look up to him? Over these last 47 years we have been Bamboozled... Hoodwinked... Led Astray... Run amok... we didn't land on Misspelled cereal... Misspelled cereal Landed On Us!!! Kellogg's is clearly a Puppet of the illuminati. God intended for it to be spelled FRUIT, Froot is clearly of a Satanic Worshiping Foundation
Support Toucan Sam? I'll be Toucan Damned. I'm all about them Fruity O's
Vive Lé Resistance!!!
