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The economy is screwed up, no one’s hiring, I need more experience ... Sucks doesn't it
The economy in America has been on what seems to be a steady decline since Bill Clinton, the 1st black President, was in office. From the extensive research and information I've attained, deciphered and categorized, I have deduced this one simple conclusion ... we need a new Lewinsky.
When it comes to men, the promise of good head will get us to accomplish almost ANYTHING. Some people think Pilgrims left Europe in search for religious freedom ... WRONG; them pseudo Amish Mormons were in search of mouth sex. Something about watching a woman grip up on that wood and churn butter get the men of Yore extremely excited, but they always had to curb their urges; so once they finally got fed up, they dizzipped. I mean think about it, how do you REALLY think they got all the Africans on the Slave ships? Guns? Pffft ... yeah right. They promised them some old-fashioned white girls that (according to New Age wise man & Prophet for Profit, Plies) all swallow. That's why successful black men go for the white ladies, it's in their DNA, blame heritage. So please don't get it twisted, when it comes down to acknowledgement for the greatest accomplishments of all time, Championship rings and the Nobel Prize COMBINED ain't got ish on a Blow Job.
