What is Beasthood

Beasthood Incorporated is something I started for determined individuals who know the difference between Reasons & Excuses. Things in life will hit you at the most unexpected times and what I've noticed is that lack of Preparation is the reason we take so long to get back on track. Therefore, your biggest enemy... is You. You can now begin to sit there and think to yourself, "This negro don't know me" and come up with a billion and one EXCUSES as to why you aren't at least on the path of where you want to be, OR... you can name the very few REASONS why and then formulate a plan to overcome them. 
Nothing can Stop You, Except You... Like It, Learn It, Live It

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Top 12 Chemically Contaminated Produce

 

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Fruits and Veggies aren't always as healthy as they appear, further making it harder to balance out the food pyramid. While watching the news today I saw that the Environmental Working Group found out domestic Apples, grown right here on US soil, are the MOST chemically contaminated of all Produce available in our local grocery stores amongst all available in the COUNTRY. This is so crazy to me because we are basically bringing chemical warfare to our own people in the interest of saving money. These Pesticides and other chemicals used to help grow and protect these crops are already harmful and cancer causing to Adults, but imagine all the kids that end up with development issues from eating these same chemically infused, somewhat unnatural foods. I know it’s a little more expensive, but when I have kids I will definitely invest in Organic Fruits and Veggies for them in their younger years. The full Top 12 “Dirty Dozen” list is listed below along with the Top 15 Clean, Pesticide Free Fresh Fruit and Veggie items. Bon Apetite

 

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Friday, June 10, 2011

Why is It Ok for a Man, but Not a Woman...

 

The age old question between the genders... "Why is It Ok for a Man to sleep around but when a woman does it, she's a Hoe?" Well the simple answer is, They’re both Hoes. But I'm sure you want a more definitive answer so I have broken in down into the three main reasons why one is more readily accepted as "Normal" amongst the masses. I am in no way saying I agree that it should be this way, I'm simply saying these are observations I have made since everyone asks the question but doesn't provide the answer. Let's answer the proverbial rhetorical question.

Part 1…

denial

 

If you want to follow this Logic the first thing you must say aloud is "I want to be a Hoe too." If that makes you uncomfortable then you need to reevaluate if this line of thought is really in your best interest.

The term "Hoe" is reserved for ANY PERSON with Superficial means of choosing Sexual Partners, Male or Female. So when you choose to give yourself sexually (Penetration, Foreplay and/or Oral) to someone based solely off a Physical Attraction, Horniness, Financial Gain or Social Approval then yes, you are being a Hoe. This does not matter if you've slept with 65 people or 2, a Hoe is a Hoe beginning at the decision phase... the sexual partner number just denotes severity. Surely the majority of us have probably had our "Hoe Moments" in a time of pure Lust, but when you try to use the Justification "I'm not a Hoe, I'm just acting like a Man" then you are clearly in denial and can't deal with the real consequences of your actions. If you were born a woman, act like it. If you want to be a Hoe too, that's fine, just don't be mad when you are labeled as such.

 


Part 2… 

gender physiology 

This will probably be the hardest for women to digest but keep in mind I'm speaking in a general sense so it is not 100%, but definitely a Majority. Sex means more to Women then Men (at least in beginning stages). Don't believe me? Imagine the scenario:

An average, well physical/emotionally adjusted man and woman having consistent communication, friendship and sexual relations... Which of the two is more likely to "catch feelings" and develop a stronger emotion for the other then express it first with a want/need for monogamy?

(At this point if you may have started by saying "Well it depends..." which means you already had an answer (Woman) and are coming up with scenarios in which it would go against the norm... Point Proven)

Call it stereotypical, maybe even misogynistic if your being overly dramatic, but saying it's false for the general public on a grand scale is flat out unrealistic. I don't know if its natural or if our Patriarchal society makes us this way but continued sexual and mental connection builds stronger emotions faster in women than in men (generally). Women will give more of themselves during sex which sometimes binds itself with other emotions that are not controllable, i.e. Love, or simulated feeling thereof. Typically, Men need to be persuaded into seeing it as more than just sex, Women have to remind/distance themselves that its not.

 


Part 3… 

pregnancy

This may be a little controversial but keep in mind it sickens me too... But in all actuality, the woman is the only person that HAS to deal with Pregnancy.

Getting Pregnant during sex is something that SHOULD be a decision between a man and a woman that will do their best to raise a child in this world, but let's be real with ourselves this is not always the case. Being an optimist I would like to believe that the amount of men that would get a woman Pregnant and then abandon her are slim to none, but I know they are definitely higher than the amount of women who abandon the baby with the father. Now both parents can choose abortion, day after pill etc., so that's equal. But during Pregnancy, a jerk of a "man" can decide to leave while a woman cannot. That's a choice "men" have, albeit sick and demented, its still a choice that women don't. I'm not speaking on it as a positive in any way, shape or form, but its true. Another Scenario:

Woman and man at club, both out of towners, have a one Night stand without exchanging numbers, names or any sort of contact info (not even Twitter Follow for Follows). They used condoms but still 1 month later the lady finds out she is Pregnant, its his but for whatever reason she is completely against abortion and decides to keep the baby. Is the man being less than Honorable for not being in the decision process in this instance?

Not At All, he doesn't even know about the kid. But from one Hoe decision, between a male hoe and a female hoe, who will have a substantial Physical, Emotional and Financial consequence because of it? The Woman, there's no Opinion here, Just fact. Now you can say she has other options, which is true, but the point is SHE has to do it, not Him. Men & Women can be placed on child support, Men & Women can get STDs, Men & Women can get suffer Heartbreak of thinking sex was more than just sex, but only Women get pregnant. So even if BOTH people involved decide to avoid all responsibility, the Woman CAN'T. Facts are Facts, Women have a lot more at stake from Hoe Decisions.

 


 

Whether you like what I've laid out or not from an unbiased standpoint its Factually Correct on at least 1, which is the most important, of 3 basis's (Pregnancy) and generally/socially accepted on the remaining 2 of 3. I'm not saying this Justifies men being Hoes, I'm saying don't mimic someone's actions when you have a lot more to Lose from performing such actions, its just not smart. Take pride in being what you are, Hoe or not, and find you a man whose standards match yours. Cool?

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Blame it on the Alcohol

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Just waking up, eye crust on steroids looking like Croutons, headache outta this world, stumbling about with the worst morning breath you've ever had in your life and your whole aura reeks of personal failure... Yup, you just had the best night of your life. Congrats.

The only downside is the drunken texts and calls you attempted while inebriated that made you look like the town fool with No Self Control. Depending on who you are and the people you surround yourself with this may not be far off from the truth. Hopefully it was worth it for you.

People need to remember that Alcohol affects Judgment and Lowers Inhibitions. What that means is the stuff you did/said is the stuff you always wanted to, its just that little voice in your head telling you not to is passed out now. Learn to control yourself when drinking, ESPECIALLY if you know you been fake with people you could potentially contact... You aint gonna do nothin but tell on yourself. Drink in Moderation

 

Below are some Drunk pictures for you enjoyment

 

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Thursday, January 6, 2011

Here I Lay by Johnny Magnum

 


Here I Lay...
Wishing for a day to stay in bed and play with our bodies and minds entwined, straddling the line between Love and Lust.
Our trust thus leads to multiple robust thrusts of passion outlasting any of your previous crush touch.
I Can’t Wait......
So I verbally mandate orgasms, cause your pleasures my fan base.
I stand straight and dive with a demeanor to make Hurricane Katrina’s aftermath, by comparison, look like I’m starin’ in to an arid suns sand landscape.
There is No One Better......
Cause I aim to get you wetter than swimmin’ in linen at summers beginning.
You tumblin’ and trippin’ over your own words, slurred, blurtin’ absurd curse word verbs, while ya swerve serves me like a happy customer.
And that’s why You’re Gettin’ the Business......
It seems like were never finished, But even in this diminished capacity, I happily have to be glad to see the sun rise over the full moon of your backside, you crack wise and try to escape rapidly;
But I pull You Back to Me......
Cause when I’m in the zone, its not like when we phone bone at home.
It’s so known that I’m gonna roam past ya pink thrones’ palace, until I hear your grown tone moan while I hone my homegrown talents.
The perfect balance between Love and Lust thrusts me onto cloud nine without ever being flown.
She holds her own, but let it be known my own clone couldn’t satisfy the fire inside.
Its not pride, I can see it in her eyes.
Then I reside beside her and I’m prone to let out a pleasure moan groan, but lo and behold my soul controls and can only compose a mere sigh...Why?
Because Here I Lie........Alone

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Monday, January 3, 2011

Perfect Imperfection by Johnny Magnum

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I have not yet found you, But I know you’re there,

The woman who I will Love, and only for her I will care.

I will do everything for her I can, and her for me,

Two sides to a perfect circle that create unity.

We will have problems only each other can solve,

And us being together can make the world revolve.

When she is weak, I will be her spine,

She is the Yin to my Yang, and the 6 to my 9.

Together we will only get better with Time,

She is the Perfect Imperfection, and she will be Mine.

                                            Johnny Magnum white

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